ASIAN ADVICE IS BACK (AGAIN)
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Anonymous asked: What's your view on double eyelid surgery? Is it hard to recover from and is it obvious?
ASIAN ADVICE IS BACK
ASIAN ADVICE has re-awakened after a lengthy period of meditation and cupping. Your neck and shoulders must ache from all the problems you can’t solve. Please ASK US ANYTHING.
Anonymous asked: have you taken a hiatus? i hope not. your blog is tha shyt.
Anonymous asked: I do not like the fat, poor, or ugly but once in awhile I like to sleep with homeless men. Does that make me a sadomasochist?
One half of Asian Advice is DJing CLUMP: AS IF! tonight at Beauty Bar in Brooklyn.
Anonymous asked: I am thinking of having my foreskin restored by a plastic surgeon. Do you think foreskin is as much fun as I do?
alisorg asked: Do you think Rye Rye's debut album Go! Pop! Bang! will be as good as her mixtape?
Anonymous asked: I just discovered a porn video of my ex-gf (who I still love deeply and would like to be close with again someday) on a website. It was from like 10 years ago or something. I knew that she had been doing this kinda thing (stripping…but she never mentioned porn) when she was younger and has since moved away from it into other practices more up to her speed and interests. It made me feel...
mtpalace asked: In terms of virtue ethics, is it worse to actively know that you committing an "non-virtuous" act and still commit it, or commit a "non-virtuous" act and believe that it is in fact virtuous?
Anonymous asked: So, why are there a lot of good Asian dancers?
Anonymous asked: So, did Asian Invasion happen already?
mtpalace asked: Does playing bass for a band make me hot?
jokerskhaos asked: What?! No, I was talking about hair. Hahaha! I guess you just have dick on your mind.
Anonymous asked: Do you like your sandy blondes with blue eyes?
jokerskhaos asked: How long is too long?
Anonymous asked: You guys give clever advice that is charmingly 'off-the-cuff' AND deeply considered... but do yourselves a favor and ignore all the one-liners and the jokish sex questions. Answering those ?'s makes Asian Advice seem winky and insidery, as if you are openly communicating to your readers that you don't really care about what they think or if they even know wtf your talking...
jokerskhaos asked: Should I watch Thor?
Anonymous asked: asian men are gay, right?
mtpalace asked: party?
Anonymous asked: Do you or have you ever suffered from jungle fever?
Anonymous asked: Why do many Asian women suffer from jungle fever?
Your dynamic eyes have attracted a secret admirer.
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Anonymous asked: Why am I scared to talk to people at work cuz I'm afraid my breath smells like dick?
Anonymous asked: How can I help a friend after a break up?
jokerskhaos asked: Should I pick the purple one or the green one?
Anonymous asked: So here's the sticky. I'm in the culture industry and am pretty fucking successful in what I do. I'm attractive and have been told I have a charming 'blue collar intellectual' thing going on, so I haven't ever had any troubles getting my D S'd. but the problem is that I feel like my practice has been enabled by the fact that I am medicated for ADD. Used to be...
Anonymous asked: do you think white men move to ny just to date asians?
sometimesstore asked: CAN everyone ask ASIAN ADVICE for some personal advice? How many times do they have to tell you that Asian girls are the shit and not to worry about your small dick? Lol.
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Ditto to that 2nd to last post. I’m the product of cross-pollination - Kirsten.
Anonymous asked: Do you think it was an Asian that figured out where Osama was?
Anonymous asked: any advice for dating an asian girl?
Anonymous asked: can i wear this scarf as a dress? and a hat?